Sierra/16-years-old/Bisexual Panromantic/Please be my buddy :)
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nidaleefanclub:

my six selfies

arandadill:

Hip Tips

Baby’s first words :)

memeking69:

baby: y…y..
mom: yeah?
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Woah.

venicelatteart:

goddammit al

(print for matsuricon, will probably undergo a few more changes before printing, but for now i’ve got other things to work on)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

makochantachibanana:

IT LOOKS LIKE WE’VE JUST GOTTEN OURSELVES A LOVE CONFESSION

pussreboots:

potassiumcyanide:

samaelcarver:

wattthefisk:

Amazing cosplays!

Our bad-assed collection of amazing cosplays!

….HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!!

Is that first one an Assassins Creed version of Captain Jack Sparrow?????

Holy shit these are awesome

Team Rocket!

regularjersey:

rinmatsuoka:

labratinspace:

rinmatsuoka:

It’s super important that everyone knows Rin rolled up just one pant leg so people can see his striped sock.

It’s actually even worse because that’s no sock, it’s an ankle bracelet XD

And it’s totally a habit of his too:

THIS LOSER AND HIS FUCKING BRACELETS

This makes me love him even more

necrophiliaczooplankton:

noisebaskerville:

I did a draw it again meme

WH AT THE FUCK

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image

fishingboatproceeds:

Selfie with Bill Gates outside a health outpost in rural Ethiopia. Amazing day.